This is the pinnacle of an already impressive career. I applaud you.
If our tagging scheme was different, I would suggest "Impossible number of legs."
Pinnacle? Psh, just wait.
Also, re: tagging scheme, perhaps at some point we should have a poll...there have been complaints, you know. We're shutting out our charming wit.
We can always place a poll widget on the side and allow our readers to vote!(Though that might ruin our super fancy layout.)